🎄 Order by Sun 20 Dec for Christmas🚚 Royal Mail Tracked · £2.99 UK postage⏰ Order before 1pm – posted the same day🧦 Socks + jelly beans hidden in a tin
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The Christmas gag gift

Reindeer Testicle Soup

Looks exactly like a real tin of soup and opens with a real ring-pull… but inside there's a pair of socks and a bag of jelly beans. Watch their face when they open it.

£9.99 + £2.99 postage

Royal Mail Tracked · order before 1pm and it's posted today

What's really inside the tin

No soup. No reindeer were harmed. Just this:

It's a novelty gift, not food: the "400g" and soup pictures are part of the joke.

🎅Secret Santa winner
🧦Stocking filler
🚚Royal Mail Tracked
⏰Same day before 1pm

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Is there actually soup in the tin?

No – it's a joke gift. Inside is a pair of socks (UK 6–11, striped or plain) and a sealed bag of jelly beans.

How much is postage?

£2.99 for UK delivery by Royal Mail Tracked. Orders placed before 1pm are posted the same day.

Where are the ingredients and allergens?

All sweets come sealed in their own packs with full ingredients and allergen information printed on them. If you need to check something before ordering, message us on WhatsApp.

Can I choose striped or plain socks?

The sock design varies. If you have a preference, add a note at checkout or message us and we'll do our best.

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